why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
no i do not feel remorse
you out somewhere
you aint supposed to be
you aint supposed to be doing
- me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
- father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.